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You seek it out, when your hunger is ripe. It sits on four legs, and smokes a pipe.
What can be heard and caught but never seen?
What flies forever, Rests never?
The barber of New York shave all men in New York. No man living in New York is allowed to shave himself. The barber of Nee York lives in New York. Who shaves the barber ?
It is destruction made out of thin air, You hear it howl and give a prayer, Through barns and houses it will tear. It is a deadly funnel, Of violent and twisting air.
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?