Answer:
In the evening I'm long, in the morning I'm small; When seen in a ballroom, I'm nothing at all.
Thirty men and ladies two, gathered for a festive do; Dressed quite formal, black and white; soon movement turned to nasty fight.
Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
Whilst I was engaged in sitting. I spied the dead carrying the living
I have five letters and people eat me. When you remove my first letter I become a crime. Remove my first two letters and I am an animal. If you remove my first and last letters I'm a form of music
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?