Answer:
What tree that definitely grows does not have a shadow and does not grow fruit?
I don't think or eat or slumber. Or move around or fear thunder. Just like you I look the same but I can't harm you or be your bane.
What's as small as a mouse but guards a house like a lion?
My first half is normally made of stone, my second is crazy, and I taste sweet when complete.
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?