Answer:
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
It is an arctic double breasted formal wear.
A muttered rumble was heard from the pen, and I, in my walking stopped to look in. What was this I saw? A massive beast, hoofed, and jawed. With spikes upon its mighty brow, I watched as he struck the turf and prowled. And yet for all of his magnificence, he couldn't get out of that wooden fence.
Jack and Jill when up the hill jack fell down
I'm full of holes, yet I'm full of water.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?