Answer:
It's anything but amusing when this body part gets hit.
Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
What breaks on the water but never on the land?
Scythe of darkness, Shadow’s light. Guiding eye of thirteenth sight.
A warrior amongst the flowers, he bears a thrusting sword. He uses it whenever he must, to defend his golden hoard.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?