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My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
The French word for 'fun size' in women's clothing.
Scythe of darkness, Shadow’s light. Guiding eye of thirteenth sight.
I wear a red robe, with staff in hand, and a stone in my throat.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
I go in hard, come out soft. Blow me hard and I'll make a pop. What am I?