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I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.
I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher more wrinkles crawl onto your face.
I produce wool and spit a lot
What kind of dog keeps the best time?
I am your most powerful weapon; I come before your eyes. I help you seek the truth, yet I often give you lies. What am I?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?