Answer:
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
I get paid to shoot people then blow them up.
I belong to everyone. Sometimes make you happy sometimes make you sad. I will never end until the day you do.
You shoot me but I don't die. You hang me but I don't die. What am I?
My seas have no water, my mountains have no rock, and my land has no grass. What am I?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk