Answer:
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed and thought delicious?
I'm a soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and often decorated.
I ate one and threw away two
What food goes on and on without a beginning, middle, or an end?
Remove the outside cook the inside eat the inside throw the outside
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Food
Animal
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Easy
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?