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Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?
When the creeper passes, all the grass kneels
What do angels sing in the shower?
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What am I?