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Do this to your gifts to make them festive
It get wetter and wetter the more it dries
What is born long, dies short, and spends its life leaving a trail?
It breathes fire in fairy-tales
There are two fathers and two sons. They walk into a candy store and each buys a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible?
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.