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If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
This only turns over once you have traveled very far. What is it?
I run through hills. I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers. And crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?