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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out.
What letter comes next: O T T F F S S ?
What is the freedom of birds and the pen of old men?
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.