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I am tomorrow's yesterday and yesterday's tomorrow. What am I?
I am a certain five-letter word and become shorter when you add two letters to me. What am I?
One pace to the north. Two paces to the east. Two paces to the south. Two paces to the west. One pace to the north.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
The more it dries the wetter it gets. What is it?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?