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Why did the computer keep sneezing?
I have feet on my head
I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold. I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told. I am a gift beyond measure, a matter of course. What am I?
I am always in front of you, but you will never see me. What am I?
I am seen in the water. If seen in the sky I am in the rainbow a jay's feather and lapis lazuli.
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.