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This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. Sam and Peter did not pay. Who did?
I encourage people to run home and steal
What has a bottom at the top?
I will disappear every time you say my name. What am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
What am I?
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