Answer:
Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
I make everyone blind. You can't see me but I will always come back for you. What am I?
What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards, and upside down?
A dagger thrust at my own heart dictates the way I'm swayed. Left I stand and right I yield to the twisting of the blade. What am I?
Do what he says and you'll be fine, don't and you lose the game.