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I invade your home once a yearโฆbut only if youโve been good.
you hold my tail while I fish for you
I am free the first time and second time but the third time is going to cost you money.
I have three eyes and only one leg. Obey me or you will be sorry.
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?