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I look like a tiny trombone
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold. What am I?
I have a head but never weeps. I have a bed but never sleeps. I can run but never walks. I have a bank but no money. What am I?
I am black and white and full of fuzz
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but wasn't stopped by police. Why?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.