Answer:
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn’t find it. What is it?
*forward* *backwards*is what I do all day. I come in all different shapes and sizes. I can be scary and I can calm you down.
I am what no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be. What am I?
Drop me and the world will shatter. You can always find me where you empty your bladder.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
Whoever made me don't want me. Whoever bought me don't need me. Whoever use me don't know me.