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I am not a toy though many use me for pleasure. I have a butt but I cannot poo.
The eight of us go forth not back to protect our king from a foe's attack. What are we?
I am not very commonly found! Only in some rainforest! I have an odd number of toes! I'm very lazy and hang upside down! What am I?
Drop me and the world will shatter. You can always find me where you empty your bladder. What am I?
I run through hills. I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers and crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me. What am I?
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.