Answer:
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
I have a head and a tail but my eyes can never see my tail.
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
I am the type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raise from the ground below I could be poisonous or a delicious treat.
I am born in fear raised in truth and I come to my own in deed. When comes a time that I'm called forth I come to serve the cause of need.
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?