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A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
What has a soul but doesn’t live and a tongue but can’t taste?
Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?