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What is it that has four legs, one head, and a foot?
I have one eye. See near and far. I hold the moments you treasure and the things that make you weep.
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?
I'm tall in the morning and short in the noon. I disappear at night but I will be back soon.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?