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You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
They try to beat me, they try in vain. And when I win, I end the pain.
Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
how many words are in those books
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.