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I crawl on the earth. And rise on a pillar.
A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimy all throughout. What are we?
What can be big, white, dirty and wicked?
The barber of New York shave all men in New York. No man living in New York is allowed to shave himself. The barber of Nee York lives in New York. Who shaves the barber ?
You will find me with four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere without needing to be tugged. Jerked or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work.
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.