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It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh
Though I have neither legs nor feet, my use is for to go; Although I cannot speak, I tell what others want to know
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead.
Thousands lay up gold within this house, But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, But no man wards it.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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What am I?