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A morbidly-named body of water
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
According to the music industry, you can count on a midnight train and the devil to turn up here.
What can be measured but not seen?
Come up and let us go. Go down and here we stay.
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.
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