Answer:
These suck.
A device that nearly everyone has that can freeze anyone it sees. What is it?
What do Spanish clocks say?
Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
I’m hard as a rock and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.