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I have more shoes than anybody but less feet than everyone. I am met in the morning but departed in the night. I may shake as if I'm angry but I won't bite.
I am tomorrow's yesterday and yesterday's tomorrow. What am I?
Soft, hairy, from door to door. I am the pet that always stays on the floor. What am I?
I have a tongue, but cannot speak. I have a bed but cannot sleep. I have four legs but cannot walk. Yet I move as you do. What am I?
I am pinched by grandmas
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?