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Cloud is my mother, wind is my father. What am I?
No legs have I to dance, no lungs have I to breathe. No life have I to live or die, and yet I do all three. What am I?
Although a human shape I wear, mother I never had. By every miss I'm valued much, still my cruel fate is such by boys I am often despised. What am I?
I am used when you jump off a bridge for fun.
I have a straight back and sharp teeth to cut objects.
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