Answer:
What can an elephant and a shrimp both be?
Even the oldest ones can be described as current, but a little mainstream.
A man without bones whose flesh is cold. A man unthinking who is always shrinking. Who is he?
It get wetter and wetter the more it dries
Feared on the playground, he steals your lunch money and distributes wedgies
What is round, has a twin, and sees more than most?
Kids
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Logic
What am I?