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This man has an obsession with spinach.
It get wetter and wetter the more it dries
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
What bear has no ear?
I travel with deer all over the world and make the night special for all boys and girls. I happily drink milk and eat your cookies and then I give you all sorts of goodies. Who am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?