Answer:
Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
My first keeps time, my second spends time, my whole tells time.
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?
I crawl on the earth. And rise on a pillar.
A Chinese, Indian and a Swiss were going to a party. Who is most likely to bring a plus one?