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I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
Whilst I was engaged in sitting. I spied the dead carrying the living
The itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot variety is quite popular.
What do people want the least on their hands?
What word is the same written forward, backward and upside down?
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating. What am I?