Answer:
He stands beside the road. In a purple cap at tattered green cloak. Those who touch him, curse him.
I'm a god. I'm a planet. I measure heat.
What has wings, but can not fly. Is enclosed, but can outside also lie. Can open itself up, or close itself away. Is the place of kings and queens and doggerel of every means. What is it upon which I stand? Which can lead us to different lands.
What can be swallowed, But can also swallow you?
Dies half its life. Lives the rest. Dances without music. Breathes without breath.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?