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The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
Slithery critters with a taste for dirt.
What is sacred, holy, female, and noisy?
What spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
What kind of fish chases a mouse?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?