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Talks like this, a green wise man does. Guess my clue, you will.
Though blind as well, can lead the blind well.
In Paris but not in France, the thinnest of its siblings.
What is never used unless it's in a tight place?
All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?