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Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
Soft and fragile is my skin, I get my growth in mud. I’m dangerous as much as pretty, for if not careful, I draw blood.
It's a game played by serious people that takes place on a global scale.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?