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People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead.
John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A house full, a yard full, a chimney full, no one can get a spoonful.
I am the heart that does not beat. If cut, I bleed without blood. I can fly, but have no wings. I can float, but have no fins. I can sing, but have no mouth.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?