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I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot. What am I?
I am not a toy though many use me for pleasure. I have a butt but I cannot poo.
I'm a precious stone in a pack of cards. What am I?
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but wasn't stopped by police. Why?
My days are numbered. What am I?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?