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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal in the room?
I am a portal to another world which you cannot enter. Only you can see me but I can't see you.
I work when I play and play when I work. What am I?
I may seem real but it always turns out I was never there in the first place... you only see me during a certain resting stage.
A young man wants to have me but when he has me he no longer wants me. Blade in hand he attacks me and does his best to remove me. Yet he knows that it is all in vain.
How do you know if a sniper likes you?