Answer:
What bone has a sense of humor?
I am asleep when you are awake I am awake when you fall asleep. I can fly but no feathers to aid my flight.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
I have roots nobody sees. I am taller than trees. Up up I go but I never grow.
Every night I'm told what to do and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk