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Flat as a leaf round as a ring. I have two eyes but can't see a thing.
I let water fall on you while everyone else stays dry.
I am as hard as metal, yet as flimsy as glass. I shine like a star, yet I am only a rock. What am I?
You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk