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I can sizzle like bacon. I am made from an egg. I have plenty of backbone but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions but still remain whole. I can be long like a flagpole yet fit in a hole.
I can wake you up in the morning but I require no electricity or winding. What am I?
In all the world, none can compare, I am a tiny weaver; my deadly cloth so silky and fair. What am I?
I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
I am the best thing that can happen after a stick hits a ball.
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?