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You went into the woods and got me. You sat down to seek me. You brought me home with yourself because you couldn't find me. What am I?
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
I run cold and hot, I look blue but am red. What am I?
Bright as diamonds, loud as thunder, never still, a thing of wonder. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?