Answer:
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
A king without a crown
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
What peels like an onion but still remains whole?
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.