Answer:
If a dog were filling out a resume, he might list his mastery of this game under "skills."
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What animal has feet on the head?
They don't forget.
In all the world, none can compare, to this tiny weaver, his deadly cloth so silky and fair.
What is always coming but never arrives?