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What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
I have hundreds of ears but cannot hear a thing. What am I?
What has one head one foot and four legs?
I welcome the day with a show of light. I steathily came here in the night. I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn but by noon, I'm gone. What am I?
You seek me out when your hunger's ripe. I sit on four legs and smoke a pipe.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?