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This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Santa shakes his belly like a bowl full of me
I am easy to waste. I am unstoppable. What am I?
I always go to bed with my shoes on. What am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?