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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
I am brown and sticky
Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
I have no life but I can die. What am I?
I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?