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I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating.
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute, for my face is yellow, my hair is white and my body is green. What am I?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Tear me off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead. What am I?
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?